92 Funny Love Quotes: Laugh Your Way to Love

Hey there, lovebirds and romance enthusiasts! Alex Morgan here from Couple Hoodies LLC, ready to inject some laughter into your love life. Whether you're just starting out on your romantic journey or you've been together for years, these 92 funny love quotes are sure to tickle your funny bone and maybe even inspire a cute couple's hoodie design or two!

Let's face it, relationships aren't always a walk in the park. Sometimes they're more like a stumble through a field of LEGO bricks in the dark. But you know what makes even the toughest times better? A good laugh shared with the one you love.

Humor is like the secret sauce in relationships – it adds flavor, keeps things interesting, and helps you stick together when life gets a bit messy. Plus, it's a lot more fun than couples therapy (and usually cheaper too!).

These funny love quotes aren't just for giggles. They're perfect for sprucing up your wedding vows, adding some zing to your anniversary card, or even embroidered on matching hoodies for couples. Use them in a random text to brighten your partner's day or wear them proudly together. Because let's be honest, nothing says "I love you" quite like making your significant other snort-laugh in public while sporting adorably cheesy couple's attire.

Remember those butterfly-in-stomach, palms-sweating moments of first dates? Yeah, they're hilarious... in retrospect. Here are some quotes to remind you of those awkward beginnings:

1. "On our first date, I asked you what your favorite food was. You said, 'Free.' I knew right then we were meant to be."

2. "I'm not saying it was love at first sight, but I definitely didn't hate the way you looked."

3. "Our first date was so magical, I almost expected a fairy godmother to appear and ruin it with a curfew."

4. "I knew it was meant to be when you didn't judge me for ordering the most expensive thing on the menu... and then asked if we could split the bill."

5. "First date tip: Always dress up. It's better to be overdressed than to look like you came from Walmart... unless you're actually going to Walmart."

6. "On our first date, I realized I could tolerate your sense of humor. On our second date, I realized I actually liked it. By the third date, I was hooked. Curse you and your wit!"

Ah, the blissful early days when everything is sunshine and rainbows. Enjoy these nuggets of newfound love wisdom:

1. "The honeymoon phase is that magical time when you still believe your partner doesn't have bodily functions."

2. "In the honeymoon phase, 'Netflix and chill' actually means watching Netflix... and chilling."

3. "Early in the relationship: 'I love how you're always singing!' Later: 'If you don't stop that humming, I swear I'll...'"

4. "The honeymoon phase is over when you no longer pretend to be interested in their hobbies. Sorry, babe, I still don't understand cricket."

5. "Remember when we used to dress up for each other? Now we celebrate if we're both wearing pants."

6. "The honeymoon phase: when 'I'll love you forever' doesn't yet come with the silent addition of '...or until you forget to replace the toilet paper roll again.'"

Once the honeymoon phase wears off, you're left with... well, real life. Here's how to laugh about it:

1. "Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurassic Park."

2. "Love is being stupid together... and then wondering why the bills aren't paid."

3. "A successful relationship is basically just choosing your favorite idiot to do life with."

4. "Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious."

5. "Marriage: when 'What's mine is yours' becomes 'What's your Amazon password?'"

6. "True love is eating the pizza crust your partner doesn't want. It's basically a vow renewal."

For those of you in it for the long haul, here's some humor to keep you going through the decades:

1. "I promise to still grab your butt in the grocery store when we're 80."

2. "Growing old together is like an all-you-can-eat buffet. It's not always pretty, but it's satisfying and there's lots of variety."

3. "I want to grow old and be the couple that makes people say, 'Oh my god, look at them, they're so cute... and possibly insane.'"

4. "Let's be the kind of grandparents our grandkids are embarrassed to be seen with in public."

5. "Aging together is fun. We're like fine wine... we just get more expensive and full of opinions."

6. "I can't promise to love you forever, because forever is a really long time. But I can promise to love you until we're too senile to remember what love is."

Hey there, love birds and laughter enthusiasts! Alex Morgan back again from Couple Hoodies LLC. Ready to dive into more hilarious love quotes that'll have you giggling all the way to the altar (or the couch, we don't judge)? Let's get this love-fest rolling!

Love doesn't always follow a schedule - sometimes it arrives unannounced and changes everything. Celebrate those magical moments with our collection of "Unexpected New Love Quotes" Whether it was love at first sight or a slow-burning realization, these quotes capture the wonder of finding love when you weren't looking.

Because "I do" doesn't have to be all serious business:

1. "I take you to be my lawfully wedded spouse... to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part... or until you eat my last slice of pizza."

2. "With this ring, I thee wed... and with it, all my Netflix passwords."

3. "I promise to love you unconditionally and without hesitation, but I still reserve the right to hide the good snacks from you."

4. "I vow to always be on your team... except during game night. Then it's every spouse for themselves."

5. "I promise to love you through the good times, the bad times, and the 'what should we have for dinner?' times."

6. "I take you as you are, loving who you are now and who you're yet to become... as long as you don't become someone who puts empty milk cartons back in the fridge."

Keep the laughter going with these reception zingers:

1. "Marriage advice: Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge instead."

2. "Here's to love, laughter, and happily ever after... or at least until one of you leaves the wet towel on the bed."

3. "May your marriage be as happy as the open bar tonight!"

4. "To the bride and groom: May you always be each other's favorite hello and hardest goodbye... unless it's Monday morning, then all bets are off."

5. "Here's to a marriage so strong, even WiFi can't break your connection!"

6. "Cheers to the happy couple! May your love be modern enough to survive the times, but old-fashioned enough to last forever... like a Nokia 3310."

Celebrate those first few years with a chuckle:

1. "Happy Anniversary! I still can't believe you haven't figured out how annoying I am yet."

2. "Congrats on another year of tolerating each other's weird habits!"

3. "Happy Anniversary to the only person I want beside me in bed while I scroll through my phone."

4. "Another year down, forever to go. Don't worry, I'm sure we'll figure out how to load the dishwasher properly... eventually."

5. "Happy Anniversary! Thanks for not stabbing me with a fork, even when I probably deserved it."

6. "Cheers to another year of laughing at our own jokes and rolling our eyes at each other's puns!"

For those who've made it to the big leagues:

1. "Happy 25th! We've spent a quarter of a century together and I still haven't managed to train you to put your socks in the hamper."

2. "50 years and counting... mostly counting the number of times I've asked you to take out the trash."

3. "Happy 10th! A decade of love, laughter, and wondering why we bought a house with so many bathrooms to clean."

4. "20 years together and we still haven't killed each other. I'd call that a success!"

5. "30 years of marriage: Proving that love is blind, deaf, and occasionally forgetful."

6. "Happy 40th! Four decades of finishing each other's... sandwiches."

Who better to give us the lowdown on love than the folks who make us laugh for a living?

1. "I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake." — Unknown Comedian

2. "Love is a lot like a toothache. It doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there." — George Burns

3. "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." — Rodney Dangerfield

4. "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner

5. "Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are." — Will Ferrell

6. "Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing." — Natasha Leggero

7. "Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever." — Pete Holmes

8. "I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is." — Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks)

1. "I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?" — Jean Illsley Clarke

2. "If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something." — Fran Lebowitz

3. "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person." — Mignon McLaughlin

4. "Love is a two-way street constantly under construction." — Carroll Bryant

5. "I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it." — Elizabeth Evans

6. "Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery." — Erma Bombeck

7. "I'm not saying you're stupid. I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking." — Unknown Actor

8. "Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight." — Georg C. Lichtenberg

1. "The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret." — Henny Youngman

2. "I'm not afraid of commitment. I'm afraid of committing to the wrong person." — Unknown Musician

3. "Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand." — Unknown Celebrity

4. "Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurassic Park." — Unknown Famous Person

1. "Valentine's Day: Cupid's annual attempt to make single people feel inadequate."

2. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand, but thinking of you."

3. "Happy Valentine's Day! I love you more than I love complaining about Valentine's Day. And that's a lot."

4. "Valentine's Day tip: Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards."

5. "This Valentine's Day, I'm giving you my heart... but I'd really prefer if you gave me chocolate."

6. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not that great at poems, but I still love you."

1. "All I want for Christmas is you... to do the dishes."

2. "Mistletoe: because holiday calories don't count when you're kissing."

3. "New Year's Resolution: To tolerate you for another 365 days."

4. "Love is... letting your partner have the last Christmas cookie."

5. "This holiday season, I'm thankful for you... and for elastic waistbands."

6. "Jingle bells, wedding bells, all the way! Oh what fun it is to be married during the holidays... said no one ever."

For the couples who bond over bytes and bits:

1. "You're the CSS to my HTML."

2. "I love you with all my RAM."

3. "You autocomplete me."

4. "You had me at 'Hello World.'"

5. "Let's stick together like good code and proper syntax."

6. "You're the 1 to my 0."

For the couples always seeking the next thrill:

1. "I love you to the mountains and back."

2. "You're the compass to my wanderlust."

3. "Let's be adventurers together... even if that just means trying a new takeout place."

4. "I'd climb any mountain with you... as long as there's a chairlift."

5. "Our love is like a good hike: challenging, rewarding, and occasionally requires snack breaks."

6. "You're the best travel buddy I could ask for... even when you snore in hotel rooms."

We've laughed, we've loved, and we've probably snorted a few times along the way. Remember, folks, a relationship without humor is like a custom couple's hoodie without a punny slogan – it might work, but why would you want it?

These funny love quotes remind us that love isn't always about grand gestures and poetic declarations. Sometimes, it's about finding someone who laughs at your bad jokes, doesn't judge you for eating ice cream for breakfast, and still finds you cute even when you're sporting a face mask and your ratty old sweatpants.

And hey, if you're planning a wedding, or anniversary celebration, or just want to up your romance game, why not use some of these quotes to add a little humor to your special day? Better yet, why not get them embroidered on matching hoodies? Nothing says "we're in this together" quite like matching outfits and questionable fashion choices!